Oh my god, this is brilliant. You have no idea how happy I am right now- this is perfect. Seriously, if I tried to pick out individual parts to squee over, I'd end up quoting you the entire story. And thank you so much for giving them a happy ending- I laughed so hard at parts that I scared my cats off my bed. (don't worry, they came back)

Ed grins. It’s gonna be a good day. He can tell.

*dies of happiness*