shave you bald (and spray paint your head)

Hallo.

Here there is ridiculous DGM fic about shaving people bald.

DGM belongs to Hoshino, and not to me. I defy her by writing something happy. *defies!!!*

Thank you to Zephy for the beta! :D

This one's for questofdreams  (in case you're online and in need of distraction).

...*flees*

ETA: Now with a Russian translation by jayazz! :D


( unintended consequences )