three cheers for literacy

Yessssssssss, this is amazing and hilarious. Not gonna lie, I once almost wrote a fic where Lavi decided to grow an ill-advised ginger mustache because he thought it made him look distinguished, when in reality all it did was make babies and Allen cry. DGM could use some more hair-related hilarity, especially in the midst of all that DEATH DEATH BETRAYAL AND DEATH.